The man was then swarmed by a pack of hungry penises they chased him all the way into the jungle of vaginas and they got distracted by.....well vaginas... then the man swam through a ocean of semen ten thousand miles long to meet a giant dragon name Resean. Resean the dragon was a fine dragon and the man lived in harmony with resean. One day a dragon named trogdor came along and just raped the hell out of resean. Trogdor kept the man as a prisoner for many years but trogdor died from AIDS. The man then spent a year trying to make a raft out of dead penises that he had hunted and killed. He floated away back to his home on some island shaped like a giant penis or something and lived happily ever after with his elephant pet and rampaged cities taking shit.